To incorporate the latest accessibility features download of the latest version of Acrobat Reader may be required. Some of the documents linked on this page are in the Adobe Portable Document Format, also known as 'PDF.' Is required to view, fill out and print forms. So the piece of paper certified and printed by the DMV is good enough for the LAPD but not good enough for Ralph's? What a joke!I'm still waiting for my new ID. Did it work at Ralph's Foods? FUCK NO!While I was being denied the woman had the balls (to match her moustache) to tell me that the piece of paper would probably work if I got pulled over. It worked at several bars in Hollywood (the bars thought my hole punched ID was good enough), and it even worked at the Down show on Friday. I KNEW that the shitty piece of paper wouldn't hold up. Then she printed out a ratty piece of paper, gave it to me, and said 'your new license will be in your mailbox in two weeks.' I was horrified and speechless. The whore at the counter took my Wisconsin license and PUNCHED A FUCKING HOLE IN IT RIGHT OVER MY BIRTH DATE. I should have guessed there would be bullshit which is the primary export of this piece of flame ridden garbage of a state. 'Oh you need a new ID? Sick.takes picture.' Bam, 10 minutes later, a shiny new ID.Well that's NOT how it works in California. I ASSUMED I was going to get my new damn license, just the way it happens in Wisconsin. So anyway, I took the 36 or so question exam, got 3 wrong. Ca Drivers License Hole Punched Machine.I'd hate to be shit out of luck when some foreigner year ends me in a year down in Hollywood and oh FUCK, still have a WI license. I was denied.Here's the back story.I gave into this shit hole of a state a week ago when I went to apply for my California license. I went to the local Ralph's to buy some Captain Morgan's delicious god damned rum. I had a long hard day at work, and I'm out of booze (it was my 23rd birthday this past weekend).
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